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03.08.05
// 10:17 am
I was in a large Walmart-like store. I wanted to look at furniture. I was walking really fast through the craft section. When I got to the furniture section, I walked a couple laps and decided I didn't see anything I like. I went to leave the store. A security guard stopped me and was going to arrest me for stealing craft supplies. I got really mad and started yelling at him. "What did I STEAL?" "Those postcards in your wallet." "I already had those postcards when I walked in here! I'm going to send them to my sister! I have three of the same kind, and four or five others. You can CHECK!" I started emptying out my wallet so he could inspect the contents. I emptied cards, change, receipts, everything. He arrested me anyway. I knew that the store cameras would exonerate me, but I was really pissed about having to go to prison. I was sad that I wouldn't get to make a mix CD for my sister in time for her trip.Later I escaped the prison only didn't have any clothes. I was about five blocks from my house, so I decided to just run there. I wasn't trying to be sneaky or anything because I thought that would bring even more attention to myself. So, I ran the five blocks naked. I thought, "Oh well, it's Austin, this isn't the first time they've seen a streaker."
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